Liz.

Anathematization of the world is not an adequate response to the world.

-Donald Barthleme

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Serves those fukkin worksheet monkeys right.

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ayaisamazing:

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my math teacher is becoming impatient. 

Accurate depiction of my relationship with my high school and its teachers.

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tyleroakley:

My tests if I were a teacher.

My tests WHEN I am a teacher. Fuck analytical thinking, we can do that in discussion. If I have to give tests and quizzes they’re going to make you wish you read.

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tastefullyoffensive:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

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leilockheart:

Dear _______, Sincerely, _______

Newsflash: This was still more difficult than necessary to read and you’re getting an F.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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My basic teaching style. Conversational, accessible, slightly abrasive and a little bit accusatory. They eat it up. I’m “real.”

tastefullyoffensive:

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My basic teaching style. Conversational, accessible, slightly abrasive and a little bit accusatory. They eat it up. I’m “real.”

Teacher 1: Hey, how’s it going?

Teacher 2: Not great.

Teacher 1: What happened?

Teacher 2: Well as it turns out some students didn’t like some stuff I did and posted a bunch of ads on Craigslist with my phone number in them…

Teacher 1: What did you do?

Teacher 2: I did some bad stuff.

Teacher 1: You don’t have to talk about it if you don’t want.

…and then I had to get out.


The educational system in one image.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

I’m pretty sure I just got rejected from a teaching fellowship for taking this stance on standardized testing.

The educational system in one image.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

I’m pretty sure I just got rejected from a teaching fellowship for taking this stance on standardized testing.

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