Teacher 1: Hey, how’s it going?
Teacher 2: Not great.
Teacher 1: What happened?
Teacher 2: Well as it turns out some students didn’t like some stuff I did and posted a bunch of ads on Craigslist with my phone number in them…
Teacher 1: What did you do?
Teacher 2: I did some bad stuff.
Teacher 1: You don’t have to talk about it if you don’t want.
…and then I had to get out.