“I don’t want to put shoes on, I don’t like to go to the bathroom with shoes on.”
“Kitty looks like a croissant. I’m going to eat you up kitty.”
“Where is my other sock? Oh. On my own foot.”
“I feel sleepy.”
“Why can’t I take this and go to school mom?”
Uncontrollable giggling ensues.
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Pre-meds are working for daughter. Bring on the oral surgeon!
Ladies and Gentlemen, my 14-year-old sister has finally discovered the wonder of substance abuse and I couldn’t be prouder.