Liz.

Anathematization of the world is not an adequate response to the world.

-Donald Barthleme

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woodulisten:

I feel like this is how my mom would react if I did this

Most def.

whattheshea:

maggiebaggiesosaggie:

wonderfulterriblethings:

fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

frequentlytimelow:

Runnin’ Errands with my Mom - Jeremy Shada aka Finn the Human Boy

I AM FUCKING CRYING 

I think we’ve all been there at some point or another.

I liked this way too much

I should not be laughing this hard but I can’t stop. I would watch this show.

When you piss off your mom.
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fishingboatproceeds:

moderatelyhumorous:

My mother left me a note to tell me how thankful she was that I suggested such an uplifting novel for her to read

Parent/Child relationship: You are doing it right.

Seems familiar.

Pusheen: illustrating my feelings with marshmallowy cats since always.

(via catsncats)

oldbrokenmom:

“I don’t want to put shoes on, I don’t like to go to the bathroom with shoes on.”

“Kitty looks like a croissant.  I’m going to eat you up kitty.”

“Where is my other sock? Oh. On my own foot.”

“I feel sleepy.”

“Why can’t I take this and go to school mom?”

Uncontrollable giggling ensues.

This message has been brought to you by XANAX.

Pre-meds are working for daughter.  Bring on the oral surgeon!

Ladies and Gentlemen, my 14-year-old sister has finally discovered the wonder of substance abuse and I couldn’t be prouder.

(via spinyhedgehog)

  • Mom: There are kneelers now for the kneeling part.
  • Me: What kneeling part? There was never a kneeling part.
  • Mom: There is now because we have kneelers.
fuckyeahneilmcneil:

konfusionwithak:


MOM!?

GPOY

Reasons Why I Love Her: This

fuckyeahneilmcneil:

konfusionwithak:

MOM!?

GPOY

Reasons Why I Love Her: This

(via my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil)

This is why my mom is allowed to have a tumblr. All y’all’s moms best get on her level.

This is why my mom is allowed to have a tumblr. All y’all’s moms best get on her level.

(via spinyhedgehog)