Liz.
-Donald Barthleme
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Otter Pup Rests on a Wotterbed
Via Reddit
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“Dudes. Imagine life here in the US — or indeed, pretty much anywhere in the Western world — is a massive role playing game, like World of Warcraft...”
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“But most of all, stop thinking that what people so loathingly refer to as the “friendzone” is some sort of purgatory women put “nice guys” into. My...”
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Kevin consumes a cheesesteak.
Whoa, chill Bulbasaur. All I said was my dad rules and your dad is a water-trash hick.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Down and Dirty”
Omg there’s another one. I’m laughing and vomiting at the same time.
(via thats-so-meme)
You see this turtle? This turtle doesn’t give a fuck. He doesn’t understand your stupid human bullshit. He’s a fucking turtle. He doesn’t have time for that shit. He’s probably got problems of his own. Turtle problems.
But all of that escapes him right now. All he cares about his fucking mashed potatoes and goddamn there is a lot of mashed potatoes.
Let’s face it: this was the true victory of the HIMYM finale.
(via mymomoness)
Click through for full list of life hacks.
(via dduane)
(via nomorelobsters)
…Are they gonna make Dagmer Cleftjaw into Ramsay Snow/Reek?
oOoOoOo Theon beat someone up. Cool.
Rickon officially makes it clear that all the Stark kids are awesome.
Jon Snow is the most awkward Night’s Watchman ever.
I hate the new Gregor Clegane. I don’t approve.
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Guys this is my friend Dave and you should follow him and he should follow you and you should be friends and also we should skip through fields of daisies with rainbows overhead.
